Adulting-Men's classic tee

Ah, behold the magnificent 100% cotton men's classic tee! 🎩 Because nothing says, "I'm a fashion wizard," quite like a fabric that helps you maintain sharper edges than a master chef's knife. This tee sits so nicely, it could probably win a medal for "Most Polite T-Shirt Ever."

But wait, there's more! It's not just any cotton – it's 100% pure magic. Well, almost. Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester, because even tees need a little bit of mystery in their lives. And Ash Grey? It's 99% cotton, 1% polyester, making it the tee equivalent of a unicorn – rare and oh-so-magical.

Now, let's talk about those heather colors. They're like the yin and yang of fabrics, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, proving that even in the world of tees, balance is key. With a fabric weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd², this tee is light enough to make you feel like you're wearing a cloud, but sturdy enough to survive a wardrobe apocalypse.

But that's not all, folks! This tee comes with open-end yarn because closed-end yarn is so last season. It's tubular fabric, because who needs sides anyway? The neck and shoulders are taped, ensuring they don't spill any fashion secrets. And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, there's a double seam at the sleeves and bottom hem – because why settle for one seam when you can have two?

And guess what? This tee is so well-traveled, it's practically a globetrotter. Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico, it has more passport stamps than your aunt Sheila after her whirlwind romance with that mysterious stranger.

So there you have it, folks – the tee of legends, the fabric of dreams, and the key to a structured look that will make heads turn and jaws drop. Get yours now, and let the snazzy, snarky, and downright magical fashion adventures begin! ✨👕✨

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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